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May search phrases

guy what slapped other guy yesterday — I’ll take “Stumping Google” for a hundred, Alex.

gelding my first male slave — *hides eyes* You’re scaring me.

blog word count — There’s no limit. Honest. Only your readers’ attention spans.

historical inaccuracies in braveheart — I lied. There’s not enough space on my blog to list them all.

accidental show off pubic hairs — pretty damn hard to accidentally show off, aren’t they?

lying around laying around — Boy, did you come to the wrong place to find that out.

i hate my perm — Umm…sorry?

word s to say to get a girl horny — “Hi, I’m Aidan Quinn.”

writing romantic comedy — The best book for writing comedy, regardless of format or genre is The Comic Toolbox: How to Be Funny Even If You’re Not by John Vorhaus.

ugly baby what to say — “Awwww, he looks just like you!”

masturbating on a plunger — What? I need a new blog banner: “No Sick :censor: Allowed”.

superstitions rocking a rocking chair with your hand — It invites the spirits to stay a while.

surviving demon island — Oooh, by the fabulous Jaci Burton and available for preorder now!

sex pov cop — Okay, I know some of us writers have a POV problem, even during sex scenes, but cops? That’s a bit much.

erotic camping — Umm…no. Deep Woods Off might inflame certain sensitive parts. And it tastes like crap, too.

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9 Responses to “May search phrases”

  1. Gabriele Says:
    June 1st, 2006 at 11:21 pm

    How do you find these gems?

    :lmao:

  2. Shannon Says:
    June 1st, 2006 at 11:25 pm

    :shrug:

    These are the search phrases that brought people to my site. Tis frightening, isn’t it?

    (These are just a few of the more bizarre and/or cool. People do actually come here on purpose, too :rofl:)

  3. Gabriele Says:
    June 2nd, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Yep, but how do you find out what search phrases? I can’t remember you posted about Guy what slapped other guy. :roll:

  4. Bryan Says:
    June 2nd, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    ::shuffles feet::

    I was one of the people who found you by searching for “Word Count” in May, but I swear I wasn’t looking for plungers or gelded slaves.

  5. Jaci Burton Says:
    June 2nd, 2006 at 1:47 pm

    Holy crap I made the search phrases on THE Shannon Stacey’s blog! :cheer:

    I feel important now! :diva:

    Erotic camping? C’mon Shan…you know you wanna :lmao:

  6. Shannon Says:
    June 3rd, 2006 at 9:27 pm

    :shrug: This is part of what my stats list as search phrases that brought people to my site, Gabriele. But, as in most Google searches, the words they were searching for may not always show up consecutively on my site. And I think spam counts, too unfortunately.

    I’m still wincing at the whole plunger thing. :hide:

  7. Pam Says:
    June 4th, 2006 at 10:41 pm

    :lmao: Omg! I’m laughing my ass off. I need to write more interesting stuff on my blog, I think. Barbara Bauer and Aflac nightmare stories were the two most interesting search phrases I’ve had so far.

  8. Shiloh Walker Says:
    June 5th, 2006 at 8:20 am

    okay… THIS disturbs me…

    gelding my first male slave

  9. Shannon Says:
    June 5th, 2006 at 9:22 am

    Yes, if I ever get a male slave, you can bet your ass I’m not going to geld him!