:lmao:

There are some serious laundry issues going on with Karen T’s visitors. :eyebrow:

Or: Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?

To wit:

– When is it okay to not submit to your husband
(Can’t decide whether this is scary or sad)

– seduction excerpts (when you don’t have time for the whole thing?)

– cinderella crappy marriage (wondering if this is Submitting to Husband Woman)

– used undershirts (One word: Ewwww.)

– stories taxi door breast blonde mouth smile breast erect lips sat (I’m guessing this one decided why waste time googling one thing at a time?) :crazy:

AND

– why do my linens turn yellow?

:eyebrow:

OMG, my contacts are have gotten all twisted (the toric kind, they have to sit just so on the corneas or they don’t work worth beans), so I’m only half seeing what I’m typing. Girl, I swear, you need to compile these into a book, you would totallly kick butt.

And :neener: on the long red fingernails thing, hehe. I, however, did not get one this month. In fact, out of 55 search phrases, there’s not a single chuckle-worthy one.

Clearly I am not writing — or writing about — the right stuff.

:shrug:

:shrug:

No 4-H animals were harmed in the making of this post (much to the dismay of the necrozoophilia guy)

And truly, did that young man really need to worry about stunting his growth if he was able to be a do-it-yourselfer?

Is news to me. Ivy. Interesting.

Very fun … as always. :baby:

I’ll take the RAF pilots laughing, but the penguins? :penguin:

:eyebrow:

Nah. They smell of fish, you know.