Maybe I don’t wanna know. :hide:

I’ve got two so far this month:

“Cardtable blonde” and “Fran Drescher”.

:crazy:

Okay, now that’s interesting. :nod: I attract my share of household appliance lovers and poor men who can’t spell OR masturbate, but nobody with that way with words.

The only thing that would make that sentence more intriguing is if the second “sissy” was replaced with “macho”. A clash.

:clap: Good one!

Jealousy? :rofl: I seriously doubt that.

And why, pray tell, does one need to search for Swiffer masturbation, anyway?

I mean really, if you’ve graduated to masturbating with household cleaning supplies, you’re probably pretty familiar with the mechanics of it. And, quite frankly, the Swiffer’s pretty limiting. It has a handle. Hell, so does your plunger, but you don’t wanna masturbate with that do you?

Rule of thumb…if it’s something you spray with Lysol regularly or something that can take the place of Lysol, do not stick it in an orifice.

:eyebrow:

First I’d like to thank my mother who told me nothing was outside my grasp…

Of course I’d like to thank Shan for somehow tossing my name in under an earnings discussion….

Then there’s my agent, without whom….

hehehe

:diva:

God I am so jealous. No one finds me when they search for cunnilingus!