Archive for October 31st, 2005

October Search Phrases

Monday, October 31st, 2005

According to the statistics, my blog world just gets curiouser and curiouser…
masturebation — We knew this would come up
swiffer masturbate — I’m at a loss here. Are we talking original Swiffer? Swiffer WetJet?
my masturebation — Does this mean you finally figured out how?
scamps fantasy wear — suspenders?
what is male masturebation — I guess […]

Happy Halloween!

Monday, October 31st, 2005

Some short, evil Damien wanna-be has let it be known to my children that drawing faces on the pumpkins with black Sharpie is not, in fact, all there is to making a Jack O’Lantern. So now I’m up to my elbows in nasty, stringy orange goop.
But it’s Daddy’s turn to trick or treat this […]

The family introvert?

Monday, October 31st, 2005

My sister called me the other day to congratulate me on Twice Upon A Roadtrip’s reviews. Yes, I have discovered that my sister has become a regular reader of my blog.
Hi, Shan’s sister!
No, she doesn’t comment. She calls me. Which is cool, but she can’t use the […]