September EOM search phrases
My awstats was down for the first half of September, and yet I still managed to get an idea of what brought visitors here:
urnine stains—try Urnine-Owt
enjoy my weekend sex slave—Ummm…he didn’t arrive; resend
blog bad boyfriends—flog, not blog
masturebation i guess—at least you’re enthusiastic
pictures that tell very well about masturebation—it’s called porn, dude
penis masturebation—4 out 5 men prefer it
time mismanagement—spending more time reading about it than doing it
writer vs. storyteller—I’m a writer, the husband is a storyteller
i ll still respect you in the morning—Wait, I’m done yet
what to do with masturebation—-spell it correctly?
naughty pictures of shannon—fuggedaboudit
how not to be a third pary in a couple—get your own damn date
can you be allergic to earwigs—ACK! Only bug I have nightmares about. Damn you, Khan!
how male masturebation—this guy’s gotta be sick of my site by now
what is masturebation show me by picture—how sad is it when you can’t masturbate OR spell?
book.baby.secret.of.the.—seen.it.haven’t.sorry.Yoda.
make your own refills for swiffer carpet flick?—if you’re that ambitious just drag out the damn vacuum. You’re defeating the purpose.
build masturebation machine—curl your fingers, dumbass
masturebation safety—don’t use a homemade machine
anatomy of a dirty word—four letters, starts with F
unbelievable shit—and you ended up here? How odd. *snort*
perfessor—cuppacafe.com
i only cry when ugly people hold me—your infancy must have nearly destroyed you
my nemesis is writing—So…is your enemy writing a book or is your writing kicking your ass?
I now have almost has many people looking for male self-love on my site as I do annoying children’s shows.
October 1st, 2005 at 11:35 am
I just want to take a moment and enjoy the fact that you had to have spelled masturbation wrong at some point to get those hits. Are you sure YOU weren’t the one doing the Googling?
October 1st, 2005 at 11:50 am
:penguin:
Angie, blame the penguin.
I love these, Shan. Look forward to them every month. :)
October 1st, 2005 at 1:51 pm
OK, these are hilarious!
October 1st, 2005 at 1:56 pm
Geez, I’m jealous. People just search my name! Your comments are a stitch, Shan. Nothing less than I expected
October 1st, 2005 at 5:12 pm
*visualizes the poor lost soul who cannot find porn on the internet*
October 2nd, 2005 at 2:25 am
October 2nd, 2005 at 6:23 pm
I had somebody on MSN looking for Necrozoophilia, and found me. I really must be more careful about the the excerpts that I copy and post onto my blog (g)
October 3rd, 2005 at 10:59 am
oh and masturebation..just so it’ll come up again next month
October 3rd, 2005 at 11:51 pm
I did a search and the only place masturebation came up was in the Aug and Sept search phrases post.
And it will no doubt be in October’s.
I’m the official destination for illiterate masturbators.
Hot damn!