July search phrases
bj oral — Sounds like a good pseudonym, no?
how to ass tulip — There’s a how to? Is it a dance?
eharlequin.com redesign — *twitch*
synonyms with stacey — Strangely enough, PBS rejected the pilot as being boring, tedious, monotonous, humdrum, repetitious, routing and unvaried.
hot ass shannon — Only when I bend over too close to the campfire
harry potter who is r.a.b. — I dunno, but if you figure it out, let me know.
spell likeable — L. I. K. E. A. B. L. E. Cookie now?
contractions blog — Oooh, and wouldn’t that be first on my links list?
omg booting site — Hmm.
firefox http trace snort — Again…Hmmm.
cover by syneca — She does the best covers! (Her site)
cockless man — Unless he takes out the garbage, I’m not seeing the point.
shannon against sandy — Who’s winning?
limericks about shannon — Ummm….X?
how to write a professional bio — And you ended up here? 
deleted sex scenes — Feel free to send them my way
two couples foursome relationship -golf polyamory -swinger — Ummm…you looking to have sex or play golf?
obituaries for gerbils — Definitely use the words “Eternal Swirlie” somewhere in there
celia and shannon in the pool — You wish.
August 1st, 2005 at 11:07 am
Limericks about Shannon?
Shannon has one awesome blog.
Addicted I am to her log
It makes me smile
provokes. and can rile
But always keeps me agog.
X
August 1st, 2005 at 12:43 pm
You always get the most awesome search phrases.
I look forward to these every month.
August 1st, 2005 at 1:30 pm
harry potter who is r.a.b. — I dunno, but if you figure it out, let me know.
Hey, I know! I know! Or, I think I do. She won’t confirm it. But I think it’s Regulus Black, Sirius’s brother.
August 2nd, 2005 at 12:07 am
I think you’re right, Natalie. While I can’t remember if Regulus has been mentioned before, he was made impossible to miss in this one.
I erase the boring ones, Mel. And people do actually find me by searching for Shannon Stacey.
And, you know, cockless men.
August 2nd, 2005 at 1:45 am
Obituaries for… gerbils???
Oh my.
August 2nd, 2005 at 10:15 am
I missed you!
August 2nd, 2005 at 6:15 pm
There once was a writer named Shannon (the easy line)
whose smileys were awefully jammin (work with me here people)
we all read her blog (true)
she has a cute dog (I have no idea but it sounds good)
and tomorrow she shoots out of a cannon. (ok, so I had nothing)
August 2nd, 2005 at 11:24 pm
There once was a weblog by Shannon
that required a bit of pre-plannin’
cuz when she’d post something new
all my fine diet dew, would
shoot out of my nose like a canon
(Forgive the past tense /sigh. You know how much I love verb tense disagreement and ‘once was a’… well, you know. I’mma crawl back under my desk now)
xx
Miss you
August 3rd, 2005 at 8:18 am
(Note to self: stay away from the cannon today)
Wax!