How did people end up here?
famous people by the name of shannon—Not yet, but thanks for the optimism
darth vader tune—My sons hum it everytime I walk in the room.
backyardigans porn—You have got to be :censor: kidding me. Both of these have shown up every month, but somebody googled them together? You sick bastard.
shannon ass—Stop googling my ass, dammit.
electrical fetish men—My husband’s an electrician. A master electrician. Ooooh, beat me with your extension cord, Master Sparky! (I don’t have a vomit smilie?)
trashy moms—Have sons with lots of friends
lycan erotica—Good lycan erotic romance? jaciburton.com
addicted to being rescued—It’s not an addiction. It’s a curse.
how to hypnotize a woman into a jungle woman—Swing Hershey’s Kisses from a string
damn your ugly website—Yeah, well :censor: you, too, buddy.
midget erotica—No thank you.
angiew—She’s been known to stop by. 
midget intercourse—Again? Sick bastard.
hot queer black guys—Haven’t seen them.
érotic clichés—You might have better luck if you search in English.
sandra moore boxing—Ummm…last I heard she was a fabulous Silhouette Bombshell writer.
torrid sex—It’s been known to happen.
i want my stepchild to leave—Divorce his/her parent. And how the hell did that bring you here?
shannon writing—She is. I swear!
smoke fetish—What happens when the electrical fetish goes horribly wrong.
authentic orgasm—Preferred by 4 out of 5 women.
darth vader says nooooooooooo!—One of the cheeziest moments in film history makes the cinema’s greatest villain the new posterchild for D.A.R.E.
celia and shannon—Sitting in a tree… W. R. I. T. I. N. G. (I know where you thought I was going, you perverts)
yay for you—And did this give you 653,243,923 results?
elloras mass market—One can dream.
aquafresh extreme clean best seller—Ah, the toothpaste that had my cats trying to crawl into my mouth for three or four nights. (But it’s the best ever!)
miriam kriss my agent—If she’s your agent, you might wanna go ahead and bookmark her site, mmm’kay?
is angie stuit crazy?—I don’t know. Is she?
hot cigarette bitches—They were attracted by the smoke fetish, maybe?
Okay – what’s up with the midget thing? I got midget sex movies in my search phrases this month too…:lmao:
*looks around at Shannon’s new blogskin* I like the color.
I didn’t really get any weirdo searches this month. Glad you post yours for my entertainment value! :devil:
Nice new look on the blog. When’s your new site going live?
But–wait a minute! Where’d all the links go? How’m I supposed to bloghop without links?
I’m not sure when the real one will go live. I know Alison’s working on it, but, as you can see from her blog, she’s a busy busy lady. It’s really pretty, though. Lots of white and soft blue tones. :dance:
Hmmmmmmm…the links are on the main page, but not the comments page. It must have a different sidebar. Dammitall. What a PITA this thing can be. I’ll see if I can find it. :type:
*smoke fetish—What happens when the electrical fetish goes horribly wrong*
:lmao:
These are hilarious! :rofl: And you know, there must be a midget thing going on, because I got a similar query. Midget strippers. Hey, maybe midget erotica will be the next hot subgenre? :nod:
Nope…no writing here. Matter of fact, I think I forgot how. Those were scarily funny! :rofl:
BTW LURVEEEEEEEEEEE The background!
Thank you, Anna. I was pretty proud of that one. :diva: (Don’t tell Jaci I used her diva, k?)
The whole midget thing is a little bizarre. But it occurs to me a that a little person may have been doing the googling. :shrug: Just not sure how that brought them here.
I actually think the midget thing is coming because of a show on cable recently–can’t remember what channel–about midget porn. Apparently, there’s a market for it, and there doesn’t seem to be a distinction between “midget” and “dwarf” porn. It’s all just “little people” porn. :nookie: