Conversing with my heroine

by on April 30, 2005 in Conversations with characters

Shannon: Why are you being such a :censor:?

Olivia: You didn’t tell me before I had sex with the guy that he was dead!

Shannon: I didn’t know he was dead then. And he’s not really dead now. Just undead.

Olivia: I liked it better when he was un-undead.

Shannon: Whatever. But I can’t let you go back to Boston. You’re going to :censor: live Happily Ever After even if I have to staple your ass to the page.

Olivia: I need a cigarette.

Shannon: You don’t smoke.

Olivia: I quit, and sometimes I really regret it. Like when I have to deal with you.

Shannon: You smoked?

Olivia: Ya’think? My fingernails look like this for a reason.

Shannon: You bite your nails?

Olivia: Should I talk slower? Or you could lay off the Sudafed, maybe? You know those nifty character sheets you love to talk about not filling out? If you did that, you’d know this crap. And I ate Shredded Wheat my first day of kindergarten, but I stuck my tongue out at my mother for it everytime she turned her back. You didn’t know that, either, did you?

Shannon: You know, I think maybe Tomas gets turned on by sticking high-voltage cattle prods up his women’s—

Olivia: You wouldn’t dare.

Shannon: :coffee:

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  1. Anna Lucia May 1, 2005 at 2:52 pm #

    Ahhhhh *happy sigh* Shannon’s character convos….:rofl:

  2. Charlene T May 1, 2005 at 3:29 pm #

    I love your character dialogs :grin:

  3. Shannon May 1, 2005 at 8:12 pm #

    Thank you, thank you. :kiss:

    Lately we’ve been doing more :blah: than :type:, though.

    He’s just :rant: and she’s just :rant:, and I want them to :nookie:.

  4. kate May 1, 2005 at 11:38 pm #

    you always win the fights with the characters though. It’s like road runner and coyote.

    so.. why’s the blog blue? just because you can? it’s a nice color.

  5. Shannon May 2, 2005 at 7:41 am #

    It’s blue because….:shrug:

    I can’t wait until y’all can see the “real” site. :dance: Until then, I have the ugliest blog on the block. :nod:

  6. AngieW May 2, 2005 at 10:51 am #

    I love these conversations. They make me smile.

    You know what else would make me smile? A devil non-smiley. Yep. It would.

  7. kate May 2, 2005 at 12:52 pm #

    utilitarian. not ugly.

  8. Shannon May 2, 2005 at 1:00 pm #

    Utilitarian? They’re going to kick to kick me out of the state for sure, now. Oh wait, that’s only if you’re a Democrat. :rofl:

    I will find you a devil non-smiley, Angie. I’m even going to find one with a whip just so you can really be mean. :nod:

  9. Shannon May 2, 2005 at 1:19 pm #

    Okay, added:

    :whip:

    :woot:

    :devil:

    The devil’s not really smiling. He’s smirking. :shrug:

  10. cece May 2, 2005 at 1:22 pm #

    no comments i just came by to steal your censored smiley :eyebrow:

  11. Shannon May 2, 2005 at 1:27 pm #

    Sheesh. Monica stole my :wtf:.

    Hands off the :cheer:, people!

    :rofl:

  12. AngieW May 2, 2005 at 9:27 pm #

    :whip: OMG! I totally claim this non-smiley as my own. It’s perfect Shan, if only I could use it on the loops ;) all those authors would surely appreciate it LOL. :whip:

  13. Shannon May 2, 2005 at 11:14 pm #

    Oh, I’m going to regret the whip smiley. I can see it already. :eyebrow:

  14. Sasha May 3, 2005 at 12:17 am #

    Since we’re all claiming smilies… I claim :angel: as mine!

    Love the post…way to threaten your h. :devil:

  15. Lynn May 4, 2005 at 10:49 pm #

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA! :lmao: I just found you through MisKate’s blog. Love this conversation!

  16. Shannon May 5, 2005 at 12:31 am #

    Thanks, Lynn!

    It’s so great that some people, unlike my children and husband, don’t have wary, deer-in-the-headlights reactions to my conversations with the invisible people. :crazy:

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