Conversing with my heroine
Shannon: Why are you being such a :censor:?
Olivia: You didn’t tell me before I had sex with the guy that he was dead!
Shannon: I didn’t know he was dead then. And he’s not really dead now. Just undead.
Olivia: I liked it better when he was un-undead.
Shannon: Whatever. But I can’t let you go back to Boston. You’re going to 
live Happily Ever After even if I have to staple your ass to the page.
Olivia: I need a cigarette.
Shannon: You don’t smoke.
Olivia: I quit, and sometimes I really regret it. Like when I have to deal with you.
Shannon: You smoked?
Olivia: Ya’think? My fingernails look like this for a reason.
Shannon: You bite your nails?
Olivia: Should I talk slower? Or you could lay off the Sudafed, maybe? You know those nifty character sheets you love to talk about not filling out? If you did that, you’d know this crap. And I ate Shredded Wheat my first day of kindergarten, but I stuck my tongue out at my mother for it everytime she turned her back. You didn’t know that, either, did you?
Shannon: You know, I think maybe Tomas gets turned on by sticking high-voltage cattle prods up his women’s—
Olivia: You wouldn’t dare.
Shannon: 
May 1st, 2005 at 2:52 pm
Ahhhhh *happy sigh* Shannon’s character convos….:rofl:
May 1st, 2005 at 3:29 pm
I love your character dialogs :grin:
May 1st, 2005 at 8:12 pm
Thank you, thank you.
Lately we’ve been doing more
than :type:, though.
He’s just
and she’s just :rant:, and I want them to :nookie:.
May 1st, 2005 at 11:38 pm
you always win the fights with the characters though. It’s like road runner and coyote.
so.. why’s the blog blue? just because you can? it’s a nice color.
May 2nd, 2005 at 7:41 am
It’s blue because….:shrug:
I can’t wait until y’all can see the “real” site. :dance: Until then, I have the ugliest blog on the block.
May 2nd, 2005 at 10:51 am
I love these conversations. They make me smile.
You know what else would make me smile? A devil non-smiley. Yep. It would.
May 2nd, 2005 at 12:52 pm
utilitarian. not ugly.
May 2nd, 2005 at 1:00 pm
Utilitarian? They’re going to kick to kick me out of the state for sure, now. Oh wait, that’s only if you’re a Democrat.
I will find you a devil non-smiley, Angie. I’m even going to find one with a whip just so you can really be mean.
May 2nd, 2005 at 1:19 pm
Okay, added:
The devil’s not really smiling. He’s smirking.
May 2nd, 2005 at 1:22 pm
no comments i just came by to steal your censored smiley
May 2nd, 2005 at 1:27 pm
Sheesh. Monica stole my :wtf:.
Hands off the :cheer:, people!
May 2nd, 2005 at 9:27 pm
May 2nd, 2005 at 11:14 pm
Oh, I’m going to regret the whip smiley. I can see it already.
May 3rd, 2005 at 12:17 am
Since we’re all claiming smilies… I claim :angel: as mine!
Love the post…way to threaten your h.
May 4th, 2005 at 10:49 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I just found you through MisKate’s blog. Love this conversation!
May 5th, 2005 at 12:31 am
Thanks, Lynn!
It’s so great that some people, unlike my children and husband, don’t have wary, deer-in-the-headlights reactions to my conversations with the invisible people.