Dialogue with the Not Dead Guy
Hero: “Why do you keep telling people I’m dead?”
Shan: “You’re a vampire.”
Hero: “I am not now, nor have I ever been, dead.”
Shan: “It’s complicated. And you deserve it–your heroine balked at the next to last page. What does that say about you?”
Hero: “You probably told her I was dead.”
Shan: “If you don’t get it together, I’ve got a nice rejected Silhouette Romance manuscript I can put your sorry ass in. No island paradise, no sex. Just a bed and breakfast in New England. In winter.”
Hero: Grimace “You stop telling people I’m dead and write in another oral sex scene, and I’ll win my heroine back.”
Shan: “I’ll stop telling people you’re dead—no more oral sex—and you win your heroine back.”
Hero: “Let me say ‘Who’s your daddy’ and it’s a deal.”
Shan: “Forget it. Prepare yourself for being the Secret Baby’s Amnesiac Daddy.”
Hero: :cursin:
April 3rd, 2005 at 3:49 am
April 3rd, 2005 at 8:53 am
Ah, the sign of an author who REALLY knows her character. Write the oral sex, this book is gonna rock!
April 3rd, 2005 at 9:39 am
I’m so glad I’m not the only one these things happen to.:coffee:
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:33 am
LOL, Shannon!!!
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:49 am
LOL vampires and oral sex……:eyebrow:
April 3rd, 2005 at 11:09 am
so what does the heroine have to say about all this? Surely she’s not just sitting there bored and filing her nails while her possible love interest insists on saying “who’s your daddy.”
April 3rd, 2005 at 11:19 am
She just keeps shouting “What is wrong with you people?”
April 3rd, 2005 at 11:38 am
I just tried this serious talking with my heroine and it’s not working. Oh well.
April 3rd, 2005 at 1:21 pm
Oral sex and vamps make perfect sense, Cece. All that sucking…:cool:
Shannon, you have the most rawkinest smileys!
April 3rd, 2005 at 1:22 pm
April 3rd, 2005 at 2:41 pm
It’s not the sucking that bothers me, it’s the puncture wounds…..:shock:
April 3rd, 2005 at 3:37 pm
just nibbling around the edges…no puncture wounds
I’m so glad I’m not the only one this happens to. I think we need a support club. Writers That Fantasize, also known as
hehehe
April 3rd, 2005 at 6:29 pm
Thanks, BJ. It’s become my last line of defense against insanity.
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:36 pm
Here is the perfect description of your hero…
paterninny (PAH-tur-NIH-nee) n. A man who invariably says “who’s your daddy” during sex, despite his lover’s obvious and possibly violently negative reaction.
April 4th, 2005 at 4:50 am
Oh Charlie, that’s an truly excellent Monday morning antidote.
Off to get the other one.
April 4th, 2005 at 8:02 am
I like the
club but I like this :dance: even better……
April 5th, 2005 at 6:33 am
How about I give the hero oral sex, and the heroine gets tossed into the Silhouette Romance Novel
April 5th, 2005 at 9:24 am
If he keeps it up with the snit, you can have him, Jaynie.
And I’m aggravated. I found a few cool smilies, but I can’t seem to make them show up properly. I’ll have to work on them later.