Shannon: Why are you being such a :censor:?
Olivia: You didn’t tell me before I had sex with the guy that he was dead!
Shannon: I didn’t know he was dead then. And he’s not really dead now. Just undead.
Olivia: I liked it better when he was un-undead.
Shannon: Whatever. But I can’t let you go back to Boston. You’re going to :censor: live Happily Ever After even if I have to staple your ass to the page.
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