Archive for March 12th, 2005

New England weather

Saturday, March 12th, 2005

60 F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
50 F:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.
40 F:
Italian & English cars won’t start. People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 F:
Distilled water freezes. Maine’s Moose head Lake’s water gets thicker.
20 F:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, […]

Health class, anyone?

Saturday, March 12th, 2005

I’m reading Sex and the Serial Killer by Jennifer Skully, and really enjoying it. And finally the conflicted couple has hit the sheets, and the heroines says:

“I started my pills on Sunday. They should work right away.”
Huh?
So, after being unceremoniously jerked out of this rather steamy love scene, I ponder contraceptives.
I’m […]